Touha is quite a lovely place, if I do say so myself. It's small, very small, and very secluded, too. Only three little settlements call it home, and one hasn't been used by anyone other than me and my darling for a long, long time... The seasons are violent, though. Almost as violent as its patron Legendary, ahaha! ...And I'm not referring to myself there. The Undertaker... why, she's just awful! I'm grateful I haven't had to see her in a while. Ugh. Last time we spoke, she... ah. What was the question again...?

Oh, I know I should keep my lips sealed here... But I can't help it! I simply adore her too much! She's my everything. And I'm hers. We're bound for eternity. And, as I'm sure you're aware, eternity is forever for a Legendary such as myself! My body, my soul, my love... It all belongs to her. Forever and ever. My darling... well, I can't share her name, now, can I? You'd all want to steal her away from me, I just know it! And I can't be having that.

Do you really think so poorly of me...? Do you really think I'm some poor, helpless animal, caged away and experimented on...? I thought we were friends... Ahh... I suppose the assumption can't be helped. I am quite a fair maiden, after all... But I'm certainly no damsel. Remember that.

To put it simply, I... Wait. I know what you're doing! You think I'm that winged brat, don't you? Ahaha! Please. I don't associate with thieves.

Why, because you're my best friend, of course! All of you are! I've been all alone for so, so long... It's only natural I'd take an interest in the few people willing to give me a fraction of their limited time! And, even then, it's more accurate to say you're the ones so interested in me... isn't it?

Hmm... Well, their existences irk me on a fundamental level. I mean, who would go out of their way to be so rude to precious, sweet, little old me...? Those two. That's who. They broke my rules, so now I have to break them! Simple, right?